Garrick
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Number of posts : 405
Age : 34
Reputation : 44
Registration date : 2007-06-03
Persona Record
Char Name: Garrick Felagund, Icepanther
Char Race: Part Elf/Part Drow
Char Allies: Moon God Ranul
 |  Subject: Death of the Salesmen Fri Feb 05, 2010 5:48 pm | |
| A grouping of wizard orcs .. led by Pharoah Horemheb and Saint Fro Daddy.. attacked and killed every merchant salesmen in the land. List of casualties:
Adam, banker in Prolix (stabbed with a pickaxe)
Esmerelda, banker in Prolix (stabbed with a pickaxe)
Valerie, alchemy lab shopkeeper in Prolix (stabbed with a Dolf Axe)
Melissa, fisherwoman in Prolix (forcefully drowned)
Michael, Prolix salesman (stabbed with a pickaxe)
Wolfie D'Eet-Yu, banana salesman in Prolix (stabbed with a pickaxe)
Shirley, Prolix saleswoman (stabbed with a pickaxe)
Douglas & Arnold, Prolix brothers & long-time financial specialists (alive -- heroically fought orcs off.. boarded up bank to protect selves)
Alexander, Prolix lumber salesman (stabbed with a pickaxe)
Julia, Elven clam saleswoman (stabbed with a pickaxe)
Ela, Elven bankerwoman (stabbed with pickaxe, eaten & devoured by wizard orcs)
Desh'miriai, Elven salesman (eaten & devoured by wizard orcs)
Vanir Sr, Elven banker & father of Vanir Jr. (eaten & devoured by wizard orcs)
Vanir Jr, Elven merchant & son of Vanir Sr. (eaten & devoured by wizard orcs)
Bernard, Elven merchant for Neo Rousseau (eaten & devoured by wizard orcs) | |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Death of the Salesmen Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:34 pm | |
| Help Wanted: One merchant to handle busy warehouse. Experience in fish handling and ore assaying required. Successful candidates will remain open 24/7, and carry a substantial cash reserve to pay customers. Little or no renumeration. May be required to carry small inventory of sickles to sell.Position open to Elves only. |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Death of the Salesmen Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:43 pm | |
| Banker required for busy riverfront location. Successful candidate will be responsible for all deposit/ release of funds for Tiran citizens only. Fund transfer only, no mortgages, T-bills, mutual funds or other financial intruments available. Elves preferred, but will consider Hobitts and Loors. No humans need apply. Position comes with assigned and free parking. Candidates will provide their own life insurance. |
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Sara Adams
Number of posts : 125
Age : 33
Localisation : Elven Country (England)
Reputation : 14
Registration date : 2008-11-09
Persona Record
Char Name: Sara Adams
Char Race: Part Elf/Part Human
Char Allies: Sun Goddess Ollopa
| | Subject: Re: Death of the Salesmen Sat Feb 06, 2010 7:49 am | |
| HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! thats brilliant stayjit, im hungover but hats made me feel alot better readin that thank you. | |
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Sheila M
Number of posts : 206
Age : 59
Reputation : 46
Registration date : 2009-11-13
Persona Record
Char Name: Sheila M
Char Race: Part Elf/Part Human
Char Allies: Tir'an
| | Subject: Re: Death of the Salesmen Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:20 am | |
| Stayjit, your wry humor is very clever! ROFL! | |
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